There’s more to Wonderland than meets the eye, take for instance the Hatter, he’s just sitting around drinking all day and waiting for lush maidens to come up to his table and ask for a piece of his wisdom. Jolly jester has them bend over so his wisdom can slide in better and he fucks their cartoon asses until they are satisfied with what they found out.

Even Alice had to give him a nice titwank before he let himself be talked into helping her find her way to the queen of hearts, no favors from this jolly man come for free.